Only to be sung if you wish to horribly irritate those within earshot, guarenteed to work. (Click here to read original "Sugar Sugar" lyrics)

Sevvie, ah honey honey
You are my potions master
And you've got me wanting you.
Snapey, ah sugar sugar
You are the Syltherin head
And you've got me wanting you.

I just can't believe the spiffiness of oggling you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the bezoar fell on your shoe
(Oh, what a dirty shoe)
Ah Sevvie, ah Snapey Snapey
You are spiffily ex-Death Eater
And you've got me wanting you.
Ah Sevvie, ah Snapey Snapey
You are my detention-giver
And you've got me wanting you.

When I pissed you off, I knew how loud a scold could be
(I know how sweet a scold can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your hatred over me
(Pour your hatred over me)
Sevvie, pour a little spite on it Snapey,
Pour a little hexing on it baby

I'm gonna make your life a misery, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little stalking on you oh yeah
Pour a little loving on you honey,
Pour a little stalking on you baby
I'm gonna make your life sickly sweet, yeah yeah yeah

Pour a little loathing on it Sevvie,
Ah bugger, ah Snapey Snapey
You are trying to kill me
And you've got me wanting you.
Oh Snapey, Snapey, Sevvie Sevvie...
You are my potions master ..
(repeat until someone throws something at you)