Scrawlings: Boxers or Briefs?

A question long asked by so many people
Discussed from lowest mine to highest steeple,
Integral to our lives, loves and movements
Without answer, there shall be no improvements,
Pertaining only to Severus Snape’s under-dress
A question that only so long can we suppress
Boxers or briefs?

On one side, the boxers camp stands tall
Unafraid to resort to an undignified brawl
“Surely such a sensible man would see
He’d want certain regions relatively free!”
And what of the toning of the under-shorts?
Though much this view supports…
Boxers or briefs?

Breifs! Cry the others, waving madly
The Boxers supporters shake their heads sadly
Suddenly, a third camp raises their head
Tries end the conflict, but stirs it up instead
“What about nothing? Must there be cloth?”
This summons a brawl, like flames do a moth
Boxers or briefs?

It seems none can decide, and unless dear JK
Shall tell us for sure, we’ll argue away
The Pros and Cons of both sides batter evermore
Intent on their views, peace shall be known nevermore
But when you shove aside the arguementative patter,
The question remains – does it really matter!?
Boxers or briefs?

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