Titles: Just another Crazy Bunny
Author: perch and creep
Email: perch_and_creep@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Nothing!
Rating: pg13?
Pairing: Scott/Kitty, Hank
Notes: Just another Crazy Bunny has no Logan/Marie in it at all and is narrated by Scott. This is based on Autumn’s Line Challenges.
Just Another Crazy Bunny
The rabbits were biting like mad that day.
“Uh Hank, are you sure they should be behaving this way? It seems a little aggressive for rabbits.”
“Oh don’t mind them Scott, they’re just feeling exceptionally aroused.”
I spit out my juice then. Kitty giggled behind me. Hank kept puttering around like he’d just said, “Oh look rain today.”
“Is that all? And here I was worried.”
Kitty laughed harder. She has a great laugh. It all did seem pretty ridiculous. Hank looked at me with this hurt expression on his face.
“Scott, I don’t appreciate the sarcasm.”
“Hank you just told me the you have exceptionally horny, biting rabbits, what do you expect me to say?”
“Well I did expect a congratulation. I have successfully figured out the components in this new date rape drug.”
“And you tested it out on the rabbits?”
“No. That was an accident. I didn’t test it out on anything.”
“So why are the rabbits going insane?”
Hank’s blue fur turned darker and Kitty grew fidgety behind me.
“What?”
“It was an accident,” Hank started.
“It was my fault,” Kitty said at the same time.
I looked back and forth between their faces. They looked everywhere but at me. The rabbits proceeded to pair off rapidly. I shook my head and smiled and tried to laugh, but it hurt, a little, to see them happy.
“Scott don’t look that way,” kitty said, “it just happened. I was helping Hank move around some stuff, and tripped. If I hadn’t phased I would have cracked my head open on a table. The drug was in a liquid solution and fell over onto the rabbits when Hank jostled the table trying to catch me.”
I looked at them fidgeting, wishing I didn’t have such a suspicious mind, that I hadn’t suspected, but why had they acted like teenagers?
Why had a little part of me hoped there was something going on?
I think I knew when I saw them together. They fit. They complimented each other. Like Kitty compliments me when we stand together. It was a disturbing thought to realize I was hoping that maybe there could be something more.
But okay Summers get a grip on reality. You just started tiptoeing through the kinky zone there. As if Kitty and Hank would agree to a threesome.
I mumbled something incoherent to the two of them and left them to their biting rabbits. I needed to take an aspirin and do some thinking.