Monster Rejects

Welcome all you pathetic excuses for human beings to Monster Rejects, where everyone is on the same professional level as you…the bottom level. This isn't just the bottom level…this is the underground level, where the mole people reign up above you and are far more superior. This is where all your kind belongs; with your fellow rejects. While you may not find the job of your life over here, your chances are even worse elsewhere, on websites with competent employees that look to wipe you off their shoes when they step on something sticky. We don’t guarantee that you will get hired, but employers may use you as an example on what they are not looking for in an employee, making your years of loserdry somewhat significant. And isn’t that what all you rejects want? To be significant?
Rejects may not actually be significant.

Mission Statement
Welcome all you pathetic excuses for human beings to Monster Rejects, where everyone is on the same professional level as you…the bottom level. This isn't just the bottom level…this is the underground level, where the mole people reign up above you and are far more superior. This is where all your kind belongs; with your fellow rejects. While you may not find the job of your life over here, your chances are even worse elsewhere, on websites with competent employees that look to wipe you off their shoes when they step on something sticky. We don’t guarantee that you will get hired, but employers may use you as an example on what they are not looking for in an employee, making your years of loserdry somewhat significant. And isn’t that what all you rejects want? To be significant? Rejects may not actually be significant.

	Featured Profile
		Monster Rejects Profile: Richie is a former elef at Santas workshop. He has many skills including working for no pay in a factory. Reason he lost his job was an incident where Richie filled up the bag full of stocking stuffers with sex toys instead of the standard model train and constantly picking fights with the other elves. When last fired he tried to apply his laboring skills overseas, but was not fond of working with kids. They complained too much... To find out more about Richie you'll have to make your way to the profile section and look him up...along with some more terrible job aplicants that we have on our site