Contact Us!

Are you so insane, derange, or unqualified enough that Monster.com would take your application? Well don't worry! We will take you in! Here at Monster Rejects we will turn down no one and make sure that you will get the job that YOU DESERVE!

If you want to send in your application by mail, then send it to our headquarters in NowhereVille, CA (98452) 123 Fake St. Or if you want to take it in personally then you can hand it into our office and our highly trained professionals will make sure that your application is processed with the utmost care!

Directions:

  • By Phone:
    • Call us at (1800 - IR REJECT) and request form Delta 448-C. The form will be mailed to you and you will be required to fill it out and return it to Reject Headquarters (address listed above) and turn it into Office room 81 on the fifth floor (ask for Bruits) and then fill out form 21-A and turn it into Human Resources at our downtown office in San Diego. After a special interview and a donation of 500 of your dollars your application will be submitted. We will respond to you as soon as someone is willing to hire you, until then please be patient and have a good day! :)

  • In Person:
    • Visit our headquarters and tell us your name and your previous occupation. Our easy to use application teams will fill out an application for you to make sure you are as appealing as possible to employers. Give it a try!

  • By Internet:
    • The newest feature at MonsterRejects.com allows you to easily register online. Follow this link to our new Submit Page. Follow the instructions provided on the page.